The Lost Patrol
July, 1996
I
sat on a house-sized chunk of glacial rock, my heart pounding
and sweat streaming from my hair. I was most of the way up the
steep bit of Seneca Trail that leads from Cooksburg Bridge to
Seneca Point. As I panted and wheezed, I asked myself why, just
exactly, this was fun. I was dirty and uncomfortable and could
only look forward to hot dogs and beans for dinner. Mosquitoes,
spiders and flies had bitten my arms and legs, and then gone off
to tell their friends and relations all about me. So why,
exactly, was this fun?
As I sat there, a small breeze sprung up and I
noticed, among the rhododendron flowers, a chipmunk staring at
me, indignant that I was sitting so close to his front porch. A
bee came and busily investigated my bright, red Official Boy
Scout Activity Shirt for pollen, and I suddenly became aware of
the sound of boys tramping through the woods high above me where
the trail leveled out and forked left and right. It slowly
dawned on me that the noise was from one of my own patrols and
that they had taken the wrong fork in the trail! I sat there and
mulled that fact for a moment or two, deciding if I really
wanted to race up the hillside and set them straight. I thought
about the terrain up there, and remembered that I had been lost
on just that same trail a few weeks earlier when Pam, Pete and I
were checking out this hiking route. That made me smile, and I
decided that the patrol deserved the chance to redeem its own
error. Cook Forest, after all, is a great place to get lost.
The Cooks were one of the great lumbering
families of the last century, chopping down the thick forests
around Cooksburg and floating the timber down the Clarion and
Allegheny rivers to Pittsburgh and points south. In the 1920’s,
the Commonwealth of Pennsylvania bought some of the remaining
stands of virgin white pine from the family, and created Cook
Forest State Park. By now, the park has been in operation for
nearly eighty years, and a sort of friendly association of man
and nature has evolved. Every black bear knows where the
campgrounds are; visitors are warned to expect them. The
Northern water snake is not unduly surprised by the arrival of a
crowd of people to observe its slithering progress; the staring
people know to stay back a certain distance and respect that
slow progress. A large brown trout is resigned to a constant
barrage of bait as it makes its way though the shallows of the
children’s fishing pond; the young fisherman is pleased to see
so large a fish, and hopes against hope that his worm will be
the fish’s next meal. Cook Forest is a great, mostly tame park ---
just the place for beginners to the nature game.
After
a time, I got up and made my way up the hill and along its crest
to the fire tower. The troop’s other patrol was already there,
climbing the fire tower and checking out Seneca Point, along
with the people who drive up to these famous landmarks every day
of the year. I sat and listened to the Scouts’ tales of
discovery, and their gleeful speculation on the present
whereabouts of the missing patrol. Forty minute passed, and here
they came. Oh, you should have seen the reception they got. It
was glorious, and will provide raw material for many a joke in
months to come. The Scouts of the Lost Patrol will have to bear
the jokes, but they, more than their tormentors, have really
learned what a map and compass are for, and that may prove
useful when I take them to a wilder place.