Snow Bunny
February, 1999
Thirty-five
years ago, I began my downhill skiing career. On a crisp winter
weekend, Ray Mohney, our Scoutmaster, took our gang to Cook
Forest, where we settled into
one of Scotty's cabins and then hit the slope.
The
skis I used then still lean in a dusty corner of my garage today.
They are ancient contraptions of wood, with complicated metal and
leather harnesses for attaching the toes of the hiking boots that I
skied in back then. The ski poles are still there too, home built
from pieces of a TV antenna with glued on plywood disks and thin
leather thongs to hold them to my wrists.
I well remember using a herringbone step to make my way across the
road to the base of the skiing area that, for a season or two,
operated in Cook Forest. At the base of the hill was a large engine
that dragged a loop of rope around a pulley at the top of the slope.
It was so noisy you could barely hear the instructions the operator
gave on how to grab the rope to get towed to the top. Still,
monkey-see, monkey-do did the trick, as it so often does in life,
and soon I was concentrating on steering my skis as I was slowly
dragged up the hill.
At the top, I got a 15-minute lesson on the intricacies of using the
"snowplow" method to steer and stop my skis, and was then let loose
on the 100-yard slope to become expert at its use. Although I had a
great time fooling around on that slope, I never did become very
good at either steering or stopping. At dusk we all retired to our
cabin, where we huddled around the fireplace and recounted the
triumphs and disasters of the day. And that was the end of my
downhill career --- until
today.
We left early this Sunday morning and drove on empty roads, lightly
dusted with snow, north along the Allegheny River. The countryside
was great to look at, and the Scouts that rode with me talked mostly
about the end of the quiet time for Scouting that follows the
Christmas holidays. Sure, they had been out selling popcorn, and
attending the weekly meetings. Sure, they had been part of two Blue
and Gold banquets where they had met 9 new boys who would be joining
the troop in March. But fun as these things were, they were not
really the stuff of adventure that every Scout craves. Now though,
we were off to New York to go skiing, and next weekend we go camping
for three days on the snow. Things were definitely looking up and
there was a lot to discuss.
About 9 a.m. we arrived at Peek n' Peak near Clymer, New York. I was
expecting something more grand than that old rope tow of my youth,
but I was, nonetheless, amazed at the operation that greeted us.
From the parking lot we could see ski trails zebra-striping the
mountain, and chair lifts that would haul us to the top in comfort.
We met the rest of the guys at a room we had rented for the day, and
then went to a large equipment area where we were fitted out with
skis, boots and poles.
The boots amazed me. Great clumps of plastic, into which you clamped
your feet, and that made you walk like Frankenstein. They were
perfect for the task at hand, as with a stamp of each foot, you were
firmly attached, heel and toe, to your skis. We were soon
floundering toward the beginners' area, where a very capable young
instructor joined us. For the next two hours, she taught us about
the equipment, how to use the "wedge" to slow down and turn, and,
with growing excitement on my part, how to hop onto a chair lift
that took us to the top of the bunny slope.
I fell getting off the lift, but then my muscles seemed to remember
that winter long ago, and soon I was sailing down the beginners
slope with wild abandon. All afternoon, we novices had a great time
exploring the nooks and crannies of the beginners' area. I skied
with everyone, but it was Bacon, a twelve-year-old, who most closely
matched my skill level, and so it was with Bacon that I most often
raced down the 600-yard slope to the bottom. Sometimes we went
straight down at full tilt; sometimes we took a slow-turning path
through the woods. Best of all were the impromptu slalom courses
that we devised as we rode the lift, and then followed as we
zigzagged our way back down ---
speeding around signs that said "Slow", picking our way through
groups of amateurs who did not have our hours of experience, and
finally skidding to a stop at the line to remount the chair lift for
the next run. I have never had so much fun in the snow!
Now,
back at home, and after a 3-hour nap, I sit before my computer and
type in this little write-up of the day. And my shoulder hurts from
a crash I had, and my wrist hurts from another crash I had, and my
ribs hurt from still another crash I had. I also seem to be feeling
some stiffness in my joints that was not there this morning, and I
am very interested to see just how my body will feel tomorrow
morning, after it has decided just how much discomfort I deserve for
playing the games of youth at the age of 53. Still, whatever
tomorrow brings, I will still wear a smile and count the adventure
as well worth the price. And, too, I can now truthfully boast that I
have been skiing for over 30 years!